Dear Shawn
So you just finished a 18 month film degree.
Then you were stupid enough to go back for a Bachelor degree in Entertainment
Business directly after that. To make things worse you are a complete slacker
who turns in your homework late if you turn it in at all. So this is your self
intervention. And no it’s not crazy for you to do this, no matter what other
people say. So just tell those voices in your head to shove it.
First things first can you stop being a
slacker. Believe it or not it hurts you much more then you think. Every time
you do something half ass, it ends up making me feel bad. You are capable of so
much with your life, but you let your ADDHD (Yes it’s a real thing.) get in the
way. SO STOP IT JACK ASS.
Now let’s talk about those things you want
accomplish in life. You the whole want to be this this and that stuff. You need to start writing and film more
things. I know you get tired of trying to outline all of the screen plays and
failed novel ideas. News flash when the hell did you ever actually outline
something when you wrote in your younger years you never did that. You would
freestyle write and come up with the weirdest, awesome, stories that are worth
money in your business endeavors today. You remember Second Sight you
wrote and then threw away. Get back on that boy.
Another
thing you need to work on is your health. The extra weight you are carrying
around on your body is really dangerous. You have a family history of Diabetes.
If you keep this up you are going to have it, along with a missing foot and a
not so sexy Hover Round, because your gonna be too fat to walk on a prosthetic
leg. Plus you know you want to dress better, and it’s hard to buy a suit for
someone as short as you, and someone as round as you are.
Speaking of dressing better you need to
start dressing better. It’s Kind of embarrassing that you don’t have many grown
man clothes. You talk about being grown man sexy well can you dress like a
grown man one in a while. Every time we have a class presentation you’re the
only person wearing a shirt with some sort of graphic on the front, or even the
back of the shirt. You can’t look grown man sexy with a purple Daniel Bryan
shirt on. His catch phrase is “Yes, Yes, Yes”, your walking around with a damn
orgasm on your damn chest. Trust me it’s not as sexy as it sounds.
Now I bet you feel like crap after this
whole letter. I would say sorry, but c’mon you know it’s not true. I’m glad you
feel like crap; so now you can get off your ass and actually do something abut
your short coming.
Sadly
You’re Inner Child
Shawn
Luster
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